ryrohands:

Me at all times. I am always fine. Don’t even bother asking anymore. I’m fine I swear

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

ginternet:

megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.

Do not hate women
But do not hate men.

Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?

This needs more attention than it’s gotten.

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

kumagawa:

interesting series that have deep and complex characters and dialogue

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watching fandoms reduce them to one sentence memes and forcibly inserting pairings that ignore character development and relations

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spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

spygoodie:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

BACKSTORY-I made my two Sims have four children-Hitler, Satan, God, and Jesus. Shortly after, both parents got abducted my aliens. Jesus was being held by his father at the time, so Jesus was abducted as well. The other three babies were taken by the social worker.

Some day, a poor Sim is going to adopt a baby, and the baby will arrive at the house, and the baby’s name will be Hitler.

UPDATE-Five more babies are the result of the alien abduction. There is now Shrek, Billybob, Potato, Shrek Jr, and Spongebob. Jesus is the only human baby, and, guessing from his thoughts, he dislikes his alien siblings.

UPDATE: Because I want these babies to survive into adulthood for mating purposes, I have spawned about twenty generic adult Sims. These Sims have one purpose in life: To help the babies survive into adulthood. I predict that many of the adults shall die, as the house I created is a glorified death trap.

UPDATE: Four adults have already died in a house fire caused by a toaster pastry that was left in the oven. I am starting to loose faith in the children surviving infancy at this rate, but I shall still continue in my goal.

UPDATE: The house has been on fire for about two Sim days now. Instead of putting it out, the adults just keep dancing around it. A few have started crying because they have to urinate. The babies are all laying throughout the house.

UPDATE: The fire is glitching, so it won’t go away now. However, the Sims have started ignoring it. In order to make this more entertaining for me, I have made all of the adults hate each other. There has been nearly constant fighting and crying since then.


In order to try and electrocute a Sim, I have places several broken TVs around the house, and put puddles of water by them. No body has been electrocuted so far.

The babies are doing fine, thanks to cheats.

UPDATE: I am done playing for now. Before I left, the house was on fire again and three Sims were stuck in the pool.

This is the greatest post I have ever seen.

copperbadge:

thefreespirit18:

thedarkbunny:

copperbadge:

I went out for breakfast this morning and between ordering my meal and now, I have forgotten what I ordered.

I’m kind of excited to see what they bring me now.

Tagged: I have a master’s degree, and I…

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know



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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.