art student hair
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
I’m one of those people who likes the little things, like holding hands. It’s so simple and yet so fulfilling. Whether it’s walking around, to driving in the car, or even when you’re laying down together. When your fingers are just interlocked and one of you squeezes a little tighter. Or when they slowly run their thumb up and down the side of your fingers. For something so small and insignificant, it can leave chills throughout your whole body for hours.
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"
*sees spoiler warning for a thing i like* oh no *reads it anyway* shit i’ve been spoiled
when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk
Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.